The other day I went to a party where this small group of incredibly tall guys with slick hair were wearing sweaters tied around their necks and I cannot tell you how much this fact disturbed me.

Sweaters/Around their necks/This is not an American college movie, my friend, go home and grunge yourself.

Then you may return for the delicious fairy bread I made.

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horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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